Raphael: It was Krang, Mikey! He sent--
Leonardo: Raph, they might not know who Krang is. Donnie?
Donatello: Sure, Leo. Krang is an Utromian criminal turned intergalactic despot from Dimension X. He's known--
Raphael: Yeah, what he said. Anyway, we're the biggest heroes in our universe, right? That's why Krang tried booting us to Dimension X: to make way for his invasion.
Michelangelo: But instead we ended up on a different Earth! Way awesomer!
Donatello: Krang sent us across the Multiverse, to a universe vibrating on a unique frequency--which is a macrocosmic constellation of--
Raphael: Enough with the technobabble, Donnie.
Leonardo: Chill, Raph. Anyway, it shouldn't have surprised us that this new universe had its own intergalactic despot. We knew we had to stop Brainiac or else we--
Michelangelo: Just skip to the best part, bro! Once we whooped Brainiac, I asked that kooky clown lady where to get a good pizza, and she's all, "Let me get you turtles the Supah Salty Pizza". I swear on my life, that pizza was the scrumdiddly.
All: Mmmmmm!
Leonardo: Krang thought he'd beaten us, but in the end his whole plan backfired.
Donatello: The "Super Salt" on Harley's pizza? Edible nanotech called 5-U-93-R. It temporarily augmented our physiques and durability.
Raphael: Plain English: we became ultra-turtles.
Leonardo: Krang didn't stand a chance.
Michelangelo: Yeah, you could say this little adventure gave our Turtle Power one shell of an upgrade!
All: Lame! So lame! Epic fail! Even Shredder's funny than this --Are you serious? That was terrible!
Michelangelo: Whatever, dudes. That was funny.
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